I hate and love. You ask, perhaps how that can be? I know not, but I feel the agony.

Boy Little: The lesbian “girlfriend” I am kinda seeing now. We are not in a relationship unfortunately because she already has a girlfriend. But all’s chill and cool, ain’t it???

Bittercoffee: Another brother whom I am was close to, but he has defected to being a slave to his girlfriend. So oh wells. He should have been serving his mistress, ME!

Gothic Jap Porn Star: A girl pal whom I hang out with and hates for me to call anyone else “baby” but her. Worships beauty as her religion, drinks without a limit and gets sloshed often.

JW: The ex-colleague turned next best male buddy in school. Running, smoking, drinking, slacking partner in crime! I gotta show him some loving soon… HUR HUR.

Marycherry: The ex-secondary school mate who knows me inside out and my next best friend!

Sara: Smoking, drinking kaki, also an ex-colleague turned school mate!

Sunshine: 9 year-long girl pal who knows the intimate details of my sordid life!

Zhen: The brother (not real duh) who loves me as his own brudder! Always ready to dole out his loving hugs and dish me the words of comfort I so need from an alpha male!