sweet on a saccharine cow
I’ve fallen pretty ill the past 4 days, fever raging and all sickly symptoms.
But the sweetest thing that came out of it, wasn’t the cough syrup that the old fogey doctor dished out, but this endearing chap who kept the sick hag company during that period, acceding to almost all her willful demands, requests and what nots.
4 days of unadulterated bliss of being cared for, with the world centered around ME. It’s not just gratifying for the lonesome soul, but more so indulging for the foolishly smitten self, moonstruck by him.
Hopelessly fallen into the love trap.
Updates of all updates
It’s really been long since I updated myself on the happenings in my uneventful life.
I have been kept busy studying full-time, waitressing part-time, teaching part-time, coming up with more science lesson plans and learning driving all at the same time. It’s quite a feat juggling all these, but I dare say I’ve really better myself at managing my time well and doing work as efficiently as possible, but really at the expense of my social life, which is at last count, quite in the dips.
Unfortunately, or perhaps luckily so, I am still very single and unattached. There have been a few pursuits here and there, as well, which I have dodged. I have finally gone and gotten myself a new hair cut, and quite the funky too. It is a little of a heart ache to have my long locks chopped. But that one year and ten months of hair baggage is quite akin to the worth of the emotional crap I’ve stored up, waiting to be trashed. So out they all go!
Right now, the focus is on earning dough! And I miss the Gothic Jap Porn Star awfully. Nothing beats coffee, smoking and stolen breaks with her.
Cause for Celebration?
Just watched this over the news.
Anal and oral sex will no longer be illegal unless the person is forced to perform the act without his or her consent, or if the person is under 16 years of age.
Yeps the old Section 377 has been changed.
Sexual offences
Sex deemed by the Government to be “against the order of nature”, including anal sex and oral sex (except as a precursor to conventional intercourse), is criminalised by section 377 of the Singapore Penal Code, though the latter has only infrequently been enforced. In practice, private acts between consenting adults are not the subject matter of prosecution. Homosexuality in Singapore is not illegal, but homosexual acts are considered “against the order of nature” as well. Nevertheless, large-scale outdoor gay parties had been discreetly approved by the authorities from 2001 to 2004. These parties were advertised throughout Southeast Asia and attracted a large audience until a conservative backlash beginning in 2004, attributed to an increase in HIV infection within the gay community, put a stop to their official sanctioning and led to their banning.
Well not that this is going to affect me, but anyhow thought I would just share the tidings with you peeps.
I was pretty amused after I read the second note made in relation to homosexual rights in Singapore.
2. Lee Hsien Loong, Prime Minister of Singapore, is anti-gay.
Ok, now, I sure hope I don’t charged for copying and pasting, that on my blog. i.e. Read: This is not a personal opinion.
Quirks of a woman
Previously, I was writing about how I believe that the way a son treats his mom is a reflection of how he will treat his wife in future.
Today I am going to show you men an insight into a woman’s capability to think too much into things unnecessarily.
1) No matter what she says or does, placate her if it’s demanded of, even though its absolutely gratuitous. Cajole, Coax, Humour are just synonyms of saying nice things to make her happy. In other words, every girl out there wants to be sweet-talked. If not, she’ll start thinking how you don’t love her anymore.
2) We all know, that women, being susceptible to bouts of mutha-fucking PMSes are not gracious with their ways nor of ultimate patience at this point in time. Avoid provoking them at all costs and well, just accede to her requests. If not, she’ll perceive you as not caring for her (enough).
3) Prone to the attacks of the green-eyed monster, women can’t stand losing out to their counterparts. So please arm yourself with surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises and more gifts, especially on special-attention days that require extra devotion such as her birthday, valentine’s day, anniversary (be it yearly or monthly). If not, her surprise to you the following day will be a call to break up.
4) Women need to be grounded in her worries and doused with loads of security by you telling just how much you love her every day.
There’s definitely more, which I don’t have the time and capacity to think of right now. Feel very free to share.
As for now, I just think that asshat of a boyfriend should be grateful for I am only guilty of number 2.
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HOTNESS! A must-share!!! Go watch bikini babes strut their stuff and do their thang in Miss Bikini World Singapore on stomp! And here’s the winner!
Watch your karma
My bad karma is in full swing and it takes the form of my selfish prick, scumbag of a boyfriend.
I was majorly tempted to shout at him to go fuck himself but I jolly well can’t do that, can I?
Yes, it’s another one of those bad days. In fact, my entire holidays have not been great, all in due thanks to him.
Good Lord, please let me expend all that bad karma I’ve chalked up the past 2 decades.
And so if he does not return to my side in less than 3 hours to execute his promises to me, that fucking liar can get ready to burn in Hell. Or in my wrath. Whichever comes first.
Going Once, Twice and Gone!
After close to about 1 years and 9 months of singlehood since breaking up with the ex, I have finally joined the ranks of those who possess a certain utility called “boyfriend”.
Having one of my own doesn’t entitle me to more benefits nor is it ego-boosting. But ahs.
It feels surreal…
Except that presumptious bastard kept insisting that I was the one who initiated it. Wah lau, asking if you are serious to date me not equivalent to asking you to be my boyfriend. I just need to know where you stand to know how to play this game (if it is one in the first place). I don’t want to give so much of myself if it’s but a physical thing. If you are serious, then we can perhaps think of really committing to each other in a relationship. HE SKIPPED THE ENTIRE STEP OF ASKING ME! Bleah.
CCB.
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No prizes for guessing who.
Anyway, so far so good.
Meanwhile, bye A. It has been really great with you. I’ll miss you.
ménage à trois
Dictionary
ménage à trois |māˈnä zh ä ˈt(r)wä; mə-| noun ( pl. ménages à trois pronunc. same) an arrangement in which three people share a sexual relationship, typically a domestic situation involving a married couple and the lover of one of them. ORIGIN French, ‘household of three.’
I am thinking of expanding my harem. How’s that for a reply to your question Gothic Jap Porn Star?
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Case 1: Me and JW
What would happen if a Virgo Female chose a Scorpio Male as a partner?
This can be an excellent relationship if those slight differences between each other can be understood. The Virgo female is emotional and will blatantly criticise things like his body odour and his breath. The Scorpio male will probably tolerate that, knowing him, even though he is a proud creature, (which the Virgo won’t like). So long as he doesn’t get too possessive over her, as Scorpios have a natural tendency to be jealous over the tiniest little thing. He may even go as far as, disapproving of her projectile-drooling over Matt Le Blanc when ‘Friends’ is on. Revenge is sweet though, as she has another reason to beat his ass with a cricket bat if she ever comes home and catches him slobbering over those girls on the Playboy channel, during the free-view.
Horn Meter Reading: 5/5 Hearts
Rating: Speed Horn!
Verdict: Prepare yourself for one hell of a ride! ‘This Romeo and Juliet’ relationship should theoretically, bloom like fungus in horse manure! Most people will envy and hate this couple because they get on so well.
Me and Boy Little/ZKQ:
What would happen if a Virgo Female chose a Virgo Male as a partner?
The worst thing about a Virgo is their ability to criticise and pick faults with any tiny little thing they can get their grubby paws on. When two perfectionist, worry warts get together, you can well imagine the consequences. They’ll pick at any tiny little thing and will get into arguments because either he sneezed incorrectly, or she hasn’t shaved her legs properly. Watching TV might be an interesting experience, as they will be criticising every little detail on those girls out of ‘Sex and the City’ and poking fun at their lines, make-up and clothes. That will be quality bonding time for them and their keen eye for detail also means that everything in their lives will be neat and done according to routine. They will be like clockwork, working in harmony just like those little orange ‘Oompa Loompa’ midgets from that film about that chocolate factory which is run by that guy with the cool name.
Horn Meter Reading: 4/5 Hearts
Rating: Bull Horn
Verdict: This should be an interesting relationship. There are a few minor flaws, squeals and squabbles, but at the end of the day, you wouldn’t throw away a Ferrari if it had a dent in it now, would you?
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Damn it, Sunshine is feeling for a boy I like… GROWLS! Hands off ZKQ girl! HAHA!
I Love You I Love You Not
Why did I utter those three words to B (JW) last night?
Out of guilt?
Out of passion?
Or do I simply just feel obliged to return the words?
In B’s words, he was missing me madly when I wasn’t around the whole day cos I was at church, then out with my ex-tuition kid and her starbucks colleague (the 20 year old Malay-Chinese mixed guy is UBER CUTE CAN!!!) and spending the entire evening-night doing a post-birthday celebration dinner and drinks thing with Marycherry and Merlin; and couldn’t concentrate on his books and got upset when I didn’t reply his texts.
My phone died! Not that I didn’t want to reply!
Would B have been more agitated had he found out that A (Boy Little) had texted me to have a drink with her and sleep over at her place earlier? I didn’t though cos I only saw her messages after getting back to hall…
Love is a complicated shit, ain’t it?
