The 木头 is so dense!!!
It’s an oxymoronic title because wood doesn’t really possess a high density.
Well, maybe with the exception of a particular wooden blockhead!
So I told him I like none of the boys he threw at me for the “fuck chuck and marry” game because I feel for someone else in my heart. He actually asked me who I liked! Damn. Is it not obvious enough?
He had to ask things such as “the guy you like, i see before ma or know ma”, “is that guy from outlet o or outlet d” and “so you going tell him or wait for that woodblock to move?”.
And he could end off with a “I see. Let me guess then not a lot guys including me”.
WTF.
sweet on a saccharine cow
I’ve fallen pretty ill the past 4 days, fever raging and all sickly symptoms.
But the sweetest thing that came out of it, wasn’t the cough syrup that the old fogey doctor dished out, but this endearing chap who kept the sick hag company during that period, acceding to almost all her willful demands, requests and what nots.
4 days of unadulterated bliss of being cared for, with the world centered around ME. It’s not just gratifying for the lonesome soul, but more so indulging for the foolishly smitten self, moonstruck by him.
Hopelessly fallen into the love trap.
Quizzes of all sorts
The most positive ever horoscope comment.
Yeah, GJPS’s a cancerian, bittercoffee’s a taurean, darthvader’s a libran, JW’s a scorpion. Pretty accurate I suppose.
Addictive content in my personality is 79%
Beware!!! people easily get addicted to me
Yo Bitch Get Outta Way!
This is da new bitch in da house!
Welcoming… BOBO.
Okay, her name sounds so off. I know. But well, my mum likes the name the big brother gave to her. So, its here to stay for good.
Amorous
Merry Christmas everybody!
I’ve been tired out again, working almost every other night at outlet O. But today’s exceptionally memorable that I have to blog it down.
The sweet cow gave me a white Adidas Respect Me Jacket which I totally adore to bits! And it’s way much more expensive than the Crumpler Bag I got for him.
So I asked, “You bought me a gift cos you feel guilty and responsible towards the scars on my leg?”, which by the way, is quite saddening if its true.
And he replied,” Err, a little of that. A lot more on other thing. 
“
So being the dense one, I texted, “What other thing?”
And the messages stopped there.
Does anyone have any idea what the other thing is? Do you guys think… there is a chance of… some happiness for me? Tee hee.
大姐大
I do not wish to be your big sister.
There’s been this someone whom I have a soft spot for. But. I think it ends there. Unfortunately.
He probably don’t dig a chick like me. 
I like sweet hardworking cows.
A Longing No One Can Fill
Quite missing the feeling of falling in love.
But no one fits the bill. Yet.
Updates of all updates
It’s really been long since I updated myself on the happenings in my uneventful life.
I have been kept busy studying full-time, waitressing part-time, teaching part-time, coming up with more science lesson plans and learning driving all at the same time. It’s quite a feat juggling all these, but I dare say I’ve really better myself at managing my time well and doing work as efficiently as possible, but really at the expense of my social life, which is at last count, quite in the dips.
Unfortunately, or perhaps luckily so, I am still very single and unattached. There have been a few pursuits here and there, as well, which I have dodged. I have finally gone and gotten myself a new hair cut, and quite the funky too. It is a little of a heart ache to have my long locks chopped. But that one year and ten months of hair baggage is quite akin to the worth of the emotional crap I’ve stored up, waiting to be trashed. So out they all go!
Right now, the focus is on earning dough! And I miss the Gothic Jap Porn Star awfully. Nothing beats coffee, smoking and stolen breaks with her.
