Grandmama of all pmses
I am depressed.
Birthday’s around the corner, but I’ve got no enthusiasm for it. I hope I’ll live to celebrate my 22nd birthday.
Goodbye for now.
When quitting is good
The amount of money I can save by not smoking?
$11.20 a pack multiply by 3.5 (average of 3-4 packs a week) multiply by 52 weeks in a year equals…
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A grand sum of $2,038.40!!!
What the fuck?
You mean I’ve lost that much money over the course of smoking the whole of last year?
No wonder my bank account is not increasing. 
For once, being a quitter is encouraged.
Quirks of a woman
Previously, I was writing about how I believe that the way a son treats his mom is a reflection of how he will treat his wife in future.
Today I am going to show you men an insight into a woman’s capability to think too much into things unnecessarily.
1) No matter what she says or does, placate her if it’s demanded of, even though its absolutely gratuitous. Cajole, Coax, Humour are just synonyms of saying nice things to make her happy. In other words, every girl out there wants to be sweet-talked. If not, she’ll start thinking how you don’t love her anymore.
2) We all know, that women, being susceptible to bouts of mutha-fucking PMSes are not gracious with their ways nor of ultimate patience at this point in time. Avoid provoking them at all costs and well, just accede to her requests. If not, she’ll perceive you as not caring for her (enough).
3) Prone to the attacks of the green-eyed monster, women can’t stand losing out to their counterparts. So please arm yourself with surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises, gifts, surprises and more gifts, especially on special-attention days that require extra devotion such as her birthday, valentine’s day, anniversary (be it yearly or monthly). If not, her surprise to you the following day will be a call to break up.
4) Women need to be grounded in her worries and doused with loads of security by you telling just how much you love her every day.
There’s definitely more, which I don’t have the time and capacity to think of right now. Feel very free to share.
As for now, I just think that asshat of a boyfriend should be grateful for I am only guilty of number 2.
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HOTNESS! A must-share!!! Go watch bikini babes strut their stuff and do their thang in Miss Bikini World Singapore on stomp! And here’s the winner!
I’m a Woman of this globalised world.
Hah, I am taking an elective this semester and after trudging through the school’s system of electives offered, I finally found one that could fit into my current timetable.
A pity it is still examinable since all those electives that have no exams have all been snapped up.
In any case, the course outline on my Edventure displays this:
Synopsis:This course examines issues related to women in the context of a globalized world with a focus on Southeast Asian.
Southeast Asia has experienced rapid economic transformation that has placed it firmly in the globalized world. This transformation has brought about significant social and cultural consequences for women and concomitant changes to the family. This course is designed to familiarize students with the nature of the social and economic changes that have taken place and their impact on the diverse multi-cultural aspects of Southeast Asia life, such as the race/ethnic, religious/secular, rural/urban, social class and gender differences, both between and within the different countries.
Objectives:
· To examine the concept of globalization.
· To familiarize students with the impact of globalization on the lives of women.
· To foster a critical awareness and understanding of the vital relationship between the individual and larger social forces
This is so much more interesting as compared to the elective I nearly took on Music, Technology and Novel. Goodness, the asshat boyfriend says I had better not fail this module!
Off for dinner!
Sharp eyes
Observe how your boyfriend treats his mother and you’ll realise you’ll be getting that kind of treatment in time to come.
Reviewing the past
New Year Resolutions of 2005 was written on this paper nicely tucked away, which I uncovered the other day as I was shifting to a new hostel room. Yes it’s 2006 I know. But it’s never too late to reflect upon it, ya know.
1) “Bury Bittercoffee” forever and ever more. Amen. – Done
2) Have men, beautiful men, grovelling at my feet. – Done (I would like to think)
3) Earn Big $$ Big $$! – Progressing towards it (Well, I’ve got a pay raise)
4) Go for my holiday – Done
5) Start my execise routines! Whee! Membership at Planet Fitness??? – Failed.
6) Go for dancing with GJPS and Sunshine – Failed
7) More gadgets! – Progressing towards it (Now I’ve got lappy and mobile, personal digicam is next!)
Widen social circle! Be more outgoing! And retain the friendship with the babes! – Done
9) Love bravely. – Done (Though it’s more like loving foolishly)
10) Hit target weight of 44kg! – Failed (Hovering miserably around 46 kg)
11) Continue with my facials and massage wraps on regular basis! – Failed (My sessions are sitting there waiting for me)
12) Have my cherry popped! – Done (Okay, this came as a joke but omg, yes surprise surprise for one who had wanted to preserve her cherry to old age!)
13) Get married! – Failed (This is obviously bogus since I don’t intend to wed! Haha!)
14) Continue with my vocal lesson and go on to be a superstar. – Failed (With dreams like this, I am really dreaming big. Hah.)
Sigh, those plans that were never to ever materialize.
Ok, it may not be 8 months into the year, but considering how it’s a new semester year for me, here’s more resolutions for AY2006/2007:
1) Get back into shape. By this I mean, consistent training. Be it track, cross-country, swimming or biathlon. I’ve got 2 weeks left to shape up for Real Run that I’ve registered for. By golly, I’m so dead.
2) Join some CCA group if time allows. Sports Club or Pretty Tuff or dragon-boating or ODAC with XY!
3) Most important, to pass every single subject this semester!
4) To go for my plastic surgery. Hah! I am forever obsessed with that idea.
Prescription for a Heartbreak
How can I ever forget my personal prescription in alleviating chest pains and self-medicating of the unseeming unstoppable flow of tears for the past fucking 2 hours?
This is a girl’s best friend no doubt when the whole world is possibly down for her:
1) Drag – Those cancer-causing sticks can’t be puffed properly when crying. To smoke them efficiently, one would really need to stop those tears as well.
2) Absolut – My personal favourite will still be Vodka Raspberry shots, or mixed with your kiddo’s love of Ribena.
3) Blogging – Writing my heart out since I have a problem articulating and voicing out my hurt to my friends over the phone.
1, 2, 3 , ain’t it so easy? Guaranteed to work miracles. Since I don’t have a stash of sleeping pills anywhere and meddling with those panadol pills is never a good idea.
What a great way to start school tomorrow – with a hangover? Coolness.
I love myself.
Overflowing entries of a sudden
Ahhh!!!
Why I not as pretty as her? She’s now Mrs Wong to the man I heart deep deep. :*(
Kill me. Kill me. I’m off my rocker and dead.
I feel ugly as fark
Couldn’t my dear ali baba have chosen a better photo of me than that crap of me she cropped for use on her article???
Somebody pass me a plastic surgeon’s number pretty please.
I am not going to survive this mega embarassement. Even JW’s coursemate/mahjong friend saw it!!!
One day, I believe I’ll rise up like a phoenix from the damn ashes. Right GJPS? Yeah right.
Patriotic’s my middle name
National Day is just round the corner and the Government doesn’t fail to remind us folks of the nation’s big day, what with all that mtv and advertisements.
In any case, I was quite enthralled by the music video of this year’s NDP theme song. I’m more taken by the singer and her vocals than the actual video though. It’s comparable to the previous years of NDP theme songs sung by Kit Chan, Mavis Hee and Stephanie Sun.
Check out Kaira Gong.
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School’s starting. Gloom. On hindsight, funkygrad.com has quite a bit to offer on galleries of pretty undergraduate babes. Enjoy.
